Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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