So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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