: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
