I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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