I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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