Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I smell stomach acid.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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