im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
that is very illegal...i love you.
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