Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Buhtt sex?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Randomize
