last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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