I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants