Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
FUCK WHALES
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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