Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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