Me. At least after what I've been through.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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