I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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