Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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