We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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