we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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