the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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