You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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