Me. At least after what I've been through.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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