Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The air was thick with penises
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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