how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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