so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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