no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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