You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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