I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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