She just used a chaser for red wine.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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