I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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