i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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