She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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