you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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