yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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