wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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