she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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