Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
