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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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