I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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