what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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