Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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