Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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