I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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