she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool