my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!