Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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