If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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