I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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