Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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