There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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