one might say we're banned from that church
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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