I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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