i jhust puked up my retainher.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize