What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
