For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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