what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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